SMS Poetry

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf mumtaj banate rahiye.
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Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo,
Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo,
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain,
Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo.
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Chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
Chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,
Qabr khudwai
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He+she=love,
He+she+love=marriage,
He+she+l+m=child,
He+she+l+m+child=family,
He+s+l+m+c+f=problem,
So,
East or west ‘kunwara’
Is the best.
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Khirki khuli..
Zulfein urein..
Socha…
Husne jamal ka didar tha,
Par…
Zulfein hatein to qismat phooti..
Wo to kangi karta hua sardar tha…
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Dua hai aap ki 1 achi c nokri ho
1 achi c chokri ho
Aap ko miss kare apun ko kiss kare
Aap ko pappi de
Apun ko jhappi de
Aap se pyar kare
Apun se
Muhabbt ka iqrar kray,
Aap k liay roye
Magr hamaray pass soye
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Jisay dil diya tha muhabbat ki nishaani samjh kar.
Wo kha gaya usay biryani samj kar.
Khon e jigar bhi na chora zalim nay.
Wo bhi pe gaya limom pani samjh kar…
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Merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
Merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
.
Chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye . . . . . . . .
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Aye ho ek maheenay se,janay ki bhi kaho,
Zinda mujhay bhi rehnay do mujh per kram kro,
Kr dala hai kitchen mera,khali janab ne,
Khatay ho tum naseeb,to apnay hi gh
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Itne khat likhay us ne mujhay…

Par jany q main us k jazbat samajh nahi pata…
Kesy samjhaun us kambakht ko,,,
K mujhay farsi main khat parhna nahi ata…

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Teri zulf hain ya ghana andgera. . . . .
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera! ! !
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Hum tumhain chahtay hain aisay,
Hum tumhe chahtay hain aisay,
.
Koi zero balance wala balance chahta ho jesay. . .
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Meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha,
Izhare-e-mohabbat kiya tha sms se
Jo un ki shaadi tak pending tha.
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Doorse dekha to and3 ubal rahe the
Arre eggs w3r3 boiling idiot
Doorse dekha to and3 ubal rahe the
Pass gaya kha liy3
Waise h| bhook bahut lagi thi
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
Gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
Tum kar do ek sms yeh gujarish hai meri,
Tumari sms ki adat si ho gayi hai.